SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER

Drinking beer by the gallon, when I'm not busy working on my massively popular Metal Gear Haiku blog.

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Take the above, then add in these guys making snarky comments:

Dr. Who and the Daleks gets the Rifftrax treatment, May 23rd.

This is gonna ROCK!

(via sinecute)

Fuck Yeah, MST3k!: Hey followers! I need your help.

fuckyeahmst3k:

Long story short: I’m broke, dead broke. And I need help.

I’m humbling myself before you all in an attempt to help me raise some money so I can continue looking for work. As a few of you may know, I lost my job a few months ago and it’s hard looking. I’m humbly offering my services to any and all followers who are willing to send me a few dollars via Paypal. If you want, you can request certain things.

  • I’m okay at cobbling together videos. I can do an MST3k video of your choice. I can do a personal video. I can even do a Let’s Play of any PC game I can get my hands on.
  • I’ve got a Ustream. If you want, we can watch an MST3k, Rifftrax, Film Crew, or Cinematic Titanic of your choice together.
  • I’m a bit of a writer. Do you want my opinion on something to do with MST3k? I’d be more than happy to.
  • Other things? Well, make a request and we’ll see what we can do. I’d love to play some Dungeons and Dragons.

Basically, I just need some pocket money. Stuff to help keep me afloat. And I promise I will continue to keep posting quality content.

I will post a thank you video to anyone and everyone who helps, if you want.

Message me or send a fan mail and I’ll reply with the Paypal e-mail address to send to.

(This is really hard for me to post. But I’m getting desperate)