SCOTCH AND WATER (MOSTLY SCOTCH)

I used to be the Metal Gear Haiku blog guy.
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

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blansten:

What’s she going to think of that tattoo after she succeeds? Pretty silly, I bet.

Proving once and for all that not everybody loves Raymond.

blansten:

What’s she going to think of that tattoo after she succeeds? Pretty silly, I bet.

Proving once and for all that not everybody loves Raymond.

(Source: thespacegoat)

dallassalad:

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now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

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