February 2012
38 posts
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Feb 25th
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I wish they had personalized Snapple facts in Snapple. Facts like “Your real father is your old neighbor, Mr. Wallace” or “You’ll be diagnosed with Lupus in 2 years.”
Feb 24th
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Didja ever notice that work rhymes with soul crushing bullshit?
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Off to play Gotham City Imposters… Or possibly read…
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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My iPhone can run GTA 3, and it looks as good as I remember it.  I remember being 8 years old, playing Turtles in Time and being impressed that they looked like the cartoon.  The future sure is wild.  I never would have imagined something like GTA 3 on my phone 15 years ago. 
Feb 21st
Metal Gear quotes needed.
hatewizard: fighteous: mgshaiku: So this is somewhat unrelated, but it turns out if you buy Stella Artois beer, as I just have, you can get a chalice with something engraved on it for free.  I’ve decided I want a Metal Gear quote on there, but I’m not sure what I want.  You get three lines of text at fifteen characters each.  I thought about going with “Metal… Gear?!”, but I dunno.  That’s...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Metal Gear quotes needed.
hatewizard: mgshaiku: So this is somewhat unrelated, but it turns out if you buy Stella Artois beer, as I just have, you can get a chalice with something engraved on it for free.  I’ve decided I want a Metal Gear quote on there, but I’m not sure what I want.  You get three lines of text at fifteen characters each.  I thought about going with “Metal… Gear?!”, but I dunno.  That’s were you guys...
Feb 21st
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Metal Gear quotes needed.
mgshaiku: So this is somewhat unrelated, but it turns out if you buy Stella Artois beer, as I just have, you can get a chalice with something engraved on it for free.  I’ve decided I want a Metal Gear quote on there, but I’m not sure what I want.  You get three lines of text at fifteen characters each.  I thought about going with “Metal… Gear?!”, but I dunno.  That’s were you guys come in.  Send...
Feb 21st
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Need a quote to have engraved on a beer glass.
Feb 21st
Feb 19th
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Considering starting up a movie review blog.  I dunno…  I think it could be fun.  Maybe Metal Gear 4 could be the first movie I’d review.
Feb 19th
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Dang, I lost track of the queue and ran out of posts for my MGS Haiku blog. I’ll have to get on it when I get off work.
Feb 13th
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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You ever wonder what the bottom part of a Diglet looks like? I bet the part you see is just like a periscope for some kind of underground hellbeast.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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That awkward moment
When your roommate sends you a text about your ringtone, and you know if he could hear that, he definitely just heard you having sex.
Feb 4th
Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
40 posts
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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About to break out the straight razor for a nice relaxing shave.  It’s crazy how much I’m enjoying this.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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So my boss yelled at me for staying late tonight, after she asked me to do extra work, such as unloading an entire truck by myself. That’s cool. I’m not gonna cut your brake lines or kick you in the throat or anything.
Jan 27th
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Rules of Retail: 1
Never make eye contact with customers. They might try to talk to you if you do.
Jan 26th
Open Letter to Me
Dearest me, I know we’ve had our differences, but I’ve got a proposition for you. If you stop being sick, I will buy you a brand new bottle of whiskey. Play your cards right and I might sweeten the deal with a puppy.
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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SOPA
I know I’m a little late to the game here but I’d like to tell a story.  There once was a country that outlawed alcohol.  It was for the good of the people they said.  But the people wanted to drink.  So rather than just doing what they had always done, they broke the law.  There was violence and immense resources were spent enforcing a law most people didn’t want.  The country...
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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A text I just sent someone. “Booze and substance abuse is no excuse for poor diction.”
Jan 17th
Also, I clipped one of the sides of my handlebar mustache the other day and I had to shave.  It sucked.
Jan 17th