December 2011
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I am actually feeling really confident about this mustache. It’s the kind of mustache that says “Yes, I would like a scotch and water, and yes, I would like my steak cooked medium rare! Now I bid you, good day.” It’s the kind of mustache the screams “No smoking in here?! Surely that does not apply to me and this fine cigar!”
And now I’m pouring through Amazon, reading mustache wax reviews because I’m convinced I can save it. Goddamn it…
Don’t think my mustache is gonna be around much longer. Can’t get it t curl like I want. The right side is going full on handlebar, but the left side looks like it had a stroke.
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I just smoked a killer cigar, and for the first time since I was 16, I have a pretty good tobacco buzz. Big Boss would be proud.
Note to self: Buy more La Flor Dominicana cigars.
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Got work in the morning, and I’m still up. Good job, stupid.
Well, it’s about 3 in the morning, and it’s time to have some leftover Christmas scotch, an perhaps a leftover Christmas cigar.
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Had an 11 hour day at work, had to work an unexpected double shift. If I have to stay late tomorrow too, someone’s getting their dick hole smashed. Fair warning.
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mgshaiku:
As promised, I threw together a little something special for Christmas. I hope you enjoy it.
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through Alaska
Not a soldier was stirring, not even Shalashaska.
The claymores were planted all over with care
In fear that Solid Snake would…
Also, this bad boy is at close to 50 notes now, which is pretty cool.
My best friend got me the manliest Christmas present possible. A bottle of scotch and cigars.
Looks like the only thing I’m getting for Christmas this year is a cold. Woooooooo…….
Drunk Laundry
More complex than anticipated.
God...
I’m still in my work shirt. That is disgusting.
I work 8 to 8 tomorrow.
I should probably be sleeping, but in lieu of that, I’m gonna read some comics. Maybe Y: The Last Man
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Man, the new Smodcast is great. Really put me in the Christmas mood.
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And Now!
In an uncharacteristic show of self confidence, a long string of cool pictures of this guy.
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July 2nd, 1979.
The day the funk died.
Alright. Back up to a respectable 20 post queue. Time for drinks and then bed. But mostly drinks.
MGS Haiku queue is getting low
Time to do work son.
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Phone’s doing weird stuff. Well done, DiePhone. $300 well spent.
You know what I like?
I like that moment in life where someone you went to high school with posts something really stupid on Facebook and you say “Oh, fuck YOU” out loud even though no one else is home or can hear you in any way. Also, run-on sentences.
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400th post
I’d like to take this opportunity to mention that I’m working every day next week, and I’m not too pleased with that.
For some reason, I’m awake at 7:30 am, and I have no reason to be. What fresh hell is this?
I am in a damn fine mood. Everything’s coming up Milhouse tonight.
And now, off to the grocery store for some sort of microwaveable dinner.