MISANTHROPISSED

Drinking beer by the gallon, when I'm not busy working on my massively popular Metal Gear Haiku blog.
yonkobe:

mountainousinfinity:

epithimia:

peachka-bunny:

the-light-is-warm:

emmetlaughingalonewithjoltiks:

iwastoldtherewouldbepie:

alysoun-konpaku:

kenmyvn:

Oh, English Homework,
a draft that I should finish
for Mr. Perez.

My little sister
Always talks to her boyfriend
On the computer

Plastic party cup
With melted ice cubes inside
There is no party

There is that black chair
That I refuse to sit on
It’s cold to sit on

Fresh batteries
who would light up a fuse
and give me an electrical burst

My empty wallet 
I wish I had some money
but im to lazy

Garbage bag is full.
Hear brother ranting on phone
Shut the fuck up bro

It’s just a wall bro
Nothing special to see here
Just watch more TV

Oh hey it’s a pillow
It’s got stripes and stuff on it
I sleep on that thing

Spaghetti Monster
You’re the best cat in the world.
Sleep well, Spaghetti.

yonkobe:

mountainousinfinity:

epithimia:

peachka-bunny:

the-light-is-warm:

emmetlaughingalonewithjoltiks:

iwastoldtherewouldbepie:

alysoun-konpaku:

kenmyvn:

Oh, English Homework,

a draft that I should finish

for Mr. Perez.

My little sister

Always talks to her boyfriend

On the computer

Plastic party cup

With melted ice cubes inside

There is no party

There is that black chair

That I refuse to sit on

It’s cold to sit on

Fresh batteries

who would light up a fuse

and give me an electrical burst

My empty wallet 

I wish I had some money

but im to lazy

Garbage bag is full.

Hear brother ranting on phone

Shut the fuck up bro

It’s just a wall bro

Nothing special to see here

Just watch more TV

Oh hey it’s a pillow

It’s got stripes and stuff on it

I sleep on that thing

Spaghetti Monster

You’re the best cat in the world.

Sleep well, Spaghetti.

(Source: frontrowbitches)

  1. hallelujahsheep reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    wall is yellow. No, it’s green. I’m...girl half colorblind and I should be seen.
  2. saltwatershells reblogged this from ferntree and added:
    Yellow patterned wall Why don’t you get a picture You’re awfully plain
  3. sinnocently reblogged this from to-the-last-freckle
  4. emokoneko reblogged this from asymmetricjester and added:
    Why hello there wall You are a very good friend Hush now and kiss me. No I have no idea what that ^^^^ was.
  5. hotpotabo reblogged this from 86thesugarsnaps and added:
    patrick is ugly that is okay,i don’t care fat and hairy guy
  6. 86thesugarsnaps reblogged this from kaiami and added:
    Origami sheets Gold, yellow, green, or purple Fewer than one hundred left
  7. emergencyreaction reblogged this from tumblingdown-tumblingdown and added:
    The bed is unmade Yet I have no energy To quickly make it
  8. that-lime-green-slytherin-chick reblogged this from askcarlgrimesquestions and added:
    Oh three day rice bowl I will put you in the sink Eventually
  9. askcarlgrimesquestions reblogged this from stephaniekilbury and added:
    Little cup of joe, You taste so good in my mouth I’ll love you always.
  10. ocean-on-her-shoulders reblogged this from orewatowi
  11. pash1z reblogged this from wiz-khalqueefa and added:
    Esta la pared es de un color crema voy a pintarla
  12. purpletter reblogged this from frontrowbitches
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  14. wiz-khalqueefa reblogged this from extremeapathy and added:
    Imnotasuperheroijustplayoneontv.tumblr.com: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck flowers bloom in...
  15. ravenclawian-meg reblogged this from extremeapathy and added:
    A Teddy Bear Lays, A Bottle on top of him, Awkward it does look.
  16. brainwashedyou-th reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    oh my god ice cream can i make love to you ughh so yum oh my
  17. extremeapathy reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    My fan likes to turn When I put my hand inside I’m most likely fucked
  18. costascene reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    My very red wall Thy very red red red wall Why are you so red
  19. thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag reblogged this from frontrowbitches
  20. frontrowbitches reblogged this from worlde and added:
    The radiator: It holds a couple pairs of jeans why aren’t they dry yet?
  21. boundandchained reblogged this from rainbowsandcitruspeels and added:
    dreary outside light breezes through narrow green leaves imprisoning blinds
  22. zulia reblogged this from hipstersurvival and added:
    oh bright blue towel should probably have you changed 3 months already
  23. aifosdechavez reblogged this from kaiami
  24. chrysanthe-mums reblogged this from dame-melos and added:
    The game is paused Fuck you Dante I’m not cute I’ll kick your face in
  25. dame-melos reblogged this from ironbrony and added:
    My matryoshka doll, I will open you and smile For you are lovely
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  31. hima-come-back-to-me reblogged this from himapapaftw and added:
    dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
  32. desiri-kelley reblogged this from asighingduck and added:
    brightlyUnfolded laundryEver
  33. littlekrazi reblogged this from apapertumblrforapapergirl and added:
    Oh, bracelets, you four Just chilling next to some books Best friends forever
  34. apapertumblrforapapergirl reblogged this from giraffeinanelevator and added:
    oh hot and steamy love it running down my throat peppermint tea, you hoe
  35. giraffeinanelevator reblogged this from lenneonme and added:
    ice-cream! /best...Oh, computer plug. What would I do without you? Die, I do not doubt....
  36. smoking-giraffe reblogged this from meww and added:
    Toilet paper roll Why are you in the kitchen? Go to the bathroom
  37. moosemafia reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    should open it but wait, I’m lazy
  38. nintala reblogged this from frontrowbitches and added:
    water in bottle there for when I’m thirsty alas you’re empty